it started out with a click
how did it end up like this
(Source: wickedinthemix, via pizza)
What is the difference between a fridge and a gay guy…
A Fridge doesn’t fart when you put your meat in.
(via illwriteyournameonabullet)
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
(via best-of-text-posts)